You know you're no longer a kid when...
- Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.
- Being bad is no longer cool.
- You have friends who have kids.
- Saturday mornings are for sleeping.
- You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.
- Your parents' jokes are now funny.
- You have once said, 'Watch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?'
- Christmas starts to bug you.
- Naps are good.
- Hitting girls is no longer considered flirting.
- You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.
- When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'
- The only thing in your cereal box is...cereal.
- You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
- Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.
- You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
- You WANT clothes for Christmas.
- You've bought an album on vinyl.
- You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
- You read the 'if you were born on this day in 1976 you are of legal age to buy alcohol' sign at the liquor store and recall attending a high school dance on that date.
- You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it's a shot of you from behind.
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